What A Night!

I went out and celebrated my 21st birthday last night and what a night it was.

Ryan, one of my best friends from MDA camp, came down from South Bend, IN to celebrate with me. It was really good to see him outside of camp, which has never happened before. So, it really meant a lot to me that he, his mother, and his sister came down to celebrate.

The night/party started off with dinner at Ned's Corner Pub, a locally, family owned restaurant. There were about 15 to 17 people at dinner. It was a good time for sure. After dinner, they brought out a surprise. The surprise, a birthday cake, but not just any birthday cake. It was a Boob Cake. That's right folks, a cake that looked like a girl's chest. It was totally awesome. After the cake had been cut, my mom took a piece of cake, that was mostly icing, and hit me in the face with it like it were a pie. It made for a great laugh.

Once we finished dinner and ate cake, it was time to hit the bars. Our first stop was to another locally, family owned restaurant/bar, Martino's. We stopped in at Martino's because my mother and I are friend's with the owners. Mike, the head owner, wanted to buy me my first drink. I had a drink called a Slow Screw. For those that aren't familiar with this particular alcoholic drink, its a mixed drink that is made up of slow gin and orange juice. At first taste, I wasn't sure if I was going to like it or if I was even going to finish it. I forced myself to keep drinking it since Mike bought it for me. By about the third or fourth swig, I was starting to like it. While still at Martino's, mom bought me five dollars worth of pull tabs and I didn't win a damn thing. Oh well, that is why its called a gamble. We hung out for about an hour or so at Martino's and headed to our next stop.

The next stop was Big Daddy's, a strip club. Let me go ahead and warn everyone now, I am about to go into more detail than some of you may want to know. I must advise you to keep reading this particular paragraph at your own discretion. This is your warning and I will not be held responsible for your reading on and the possibility of anyone being offended.....We went into Big Daddy's and got a table. The waitress came around and took our drink orders. I ordered another Slow Screw. Once the drink came, I got a drink of it and then Ryan and I went up to the stage for the entertainment. At first, I sort of felt a bit uncomfortable since it was my first time being in a strip club. The dancers were pretty good looking gals. When the first girl was going around for tips, she put on a show for Ryan by putting her, let's say, her goods in his face and doing some dancing for him. I couldn't help but start laughing and egging him and her on. Then it was my turn. I was kind of shy and slightly uncomfortable, but went with the flow. After the first one, I started feeling more comfortable. We hung out around there for a few hours. Before we decided to leave, Ryan wanted to get a lap dance. His mom asked if I was going to get one and I had told her that I didn't think so. She told me that she didn't come all the way from South Bend to have me back out from getting a lap dance. I told that I would then. Once Ryan had come back from his dance, it was my turn. My lap dance was pretty hot. She was all over me. Rubbing up on me and helping me rub her up. Whoo, it was hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. It was great. I must say, if all of that makes me a dirty old pervert, then I am and am damn proud of it!

Once we left the strip club, we decided that we were going to head to another bar called Scotty's. When we got to Scotty's we saw that the parking lot was jam packed. We figured that there was probably no way of getting Ryan and myself in. Ryan said that he was starting to get a little tired and was getting cold. So, we all made the decision to call it a night and headed home.

Over all it was great day and I had a blast. I didn't end up getting drunk or even buzzed for that matter as I only had a total of 2 drinks all night, those being the Slow Screws. To me, its really not a bad thing that I didn't get wasted because I, 1) didn't have to throw up and have a hang over, and 2) I am able to remember everything that went on. The fact that Ryan was able to come down and celebrate with me, made it that much better. I know that had Ryan not made it down, I would not have had nearly as good of a time as I did. Thanks a lot for coming Ryan. I really appreciate it. I love you brother. That birthday is a day that I certainly will not forget.

Thanks for reading.

'Till next time.

Jason